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Some say the Jefferson County Sports Dome is down the drain. Call us crazy, or flush with vision, but why not build a giant toilet dome as a monument to our sewer system and help pay off the sewer debt with an additional "potty tax" at sporting events.
If you buy a Jefferson County Dome item in our Cafe Press store, we will donate $1 of every retail sale item to help pay down the principal on the $4.2 million Jefferson County owes. Two designs to choose from.
We have bumper stickers, foam stress toilets and Vulcan in a diaper items for sale. We pledge $1 for each retail sale to sewer debt reduction. Show you give a crap, buy from jeffcocrap.com.
Craig Greer
Crapmiester
Finally, Sewer Bonds Worth a Crap!
While Jefferson County's credit rating is in the tank and our sewer bonds have been rated as junk, we're selling our own sewer bonds and they are worth a crap!
Buy an "Official Crap Bond" from jeffcocrap.com and they can be used as toilet paper in outhouses or in the woods. Made of biodegradable pulp on some kind of card stock, they will naturally decay (to the best of our knowlege).
Not for use in Jefferson County Sewers! We have enough problems already. Our bonds are cheap - only $2.50 and $1 will go to pay down the principal on Jefferson County's sewer debt.
Buy one for yourself, a friend, an enemy, or for your county commissioner to let him/her know you give a crap!
Craptacular Idea Campaign!
We're looking for the best and brightest. Seriously. Jeffcocrap.com was founded with the belief that creative solutions to the sewer crisis can be found outside of the commission doors. We know the crap we sell can only go so far.
Got an idea to flush away sewer debt? Should we have a telethon, a Craptastic concert, a yard sale or a cookie bake? Send us your ideas and we'll post them for the commission to see.
Humor helps us look at things from a different perspective and sometimes that sparks solutions we never dreamed. While you're on the john, give it a thought and email: craig@jeffcocrap.com.
MARCH 30, 2008 SUBMISSION:
D. Sullivan of Hoover suggests a Vulcan in a Diaper Punching Bag to beat the crap out of! Any punching bag makers out there want to help. email craig@jeffcocrap.com
